Minggu, 06 Mei 2018

100 Reasons Why We Love Greek Mythology



1.        They have their own continent’s powers.
2.        The divided powers of elements of the world.
3.        Down to earth having kids never be replaced.
4.        The twelve Olympians Greek gods and goddesses.
5.        Their Romans themselves.
6.        No matter how hard people ignore Greek, their knowledge still we used until now.
7.        Language, literature, name, buildings, town, sculpture and many more are from Greek.
8.        Demigods.
9.        Primordial deities.
10.     Greek mythology’s stories to life value.
11.     It contains knowledge, education and entertainment.
12.     Greek gods’ movies always brought us here.
13.     Surely interesting.
14.     Hook up with mortals.
15.     Do we have to say they are just myth?
16.     Hook up with my sister.
17.     Moral value.
18.     Minor gods and goddesses.
19.     Greek mythology with little American hustle.
20.     Do they come to earth often?
21.     One god can have many powers.
22.     Gods are like human, they have similarities. Selfish and falling in love for example.
23.     Immortality becomes you.
24.     They can’t do whatever they want.
25.     Rules and laws.
26.     Obey and rebel.
27.     Destiny and prophecy.
28.     Traditional way of life.
29.     Forever.
30.     Nature is live.
31.     Ancient era lives in modern era.
32.     2/3 of earth is Poseidon, but 3/3 of the earth is Zeus.
33.     The famous Perseus.
34.     The famous Hercules.
35.     Perseus vs Hercules.
36.     Greek’s fashion style.
37.     No love here. Only lust and law.
38.     Zeus’ thunderbolt. Poseidon’s trident. Hades’ invisible helmet.
39.     Medusa as a symbol of feminism.
40.     We are all in Gaea.
41.     Typhon, father of all monsters.
42.     Olympus.
43.     Lucky women mortals to be loved by the gods.
44.     Mythological creatures including monsters.
45.     Echidna, the mother of all monsters.
46.     People these days have the attitude as same as Narcissus.
47.     Kill or to be killed.
48.     Legend, myth and folklore.
49.     Demigods are not heroes, they are superheroes.
50.     Gods and goddesses have their own colors.
51.     Atlas holds Gaea.
52.     More than thousand years.
53.     Roman version of Greek gods and goddesses.
54.     Only God has the perfection.
55.     Their Romans’ names remind us of the planets.
56.     No gods and goddesses can do everything. They also have their limits.
57.     Fire. Apollo vs Hephaestus.
58.     Avatar. Fire: Hephaestus. Water: Poseidon. Wind: Zeus. Ground: Hades.
59.     The balance of twelve Olympians Greek gods and goddesses.
60.     Imagine that Zeus has a daughter and Hades has a son. Then their children fall in love.
61.     All Greek gods and goddesses don’t have love. You think it was love? It was just a lust.
62.     We need to know the goddesses’ pregnancy moments.
63.     Know Cyclops from here.
64.     Their creatures is as amazing as their stories.
65.     Read the Greek mythology, I bet you will have an eager to be a demigod.
66.     Greek’s names. Greek’s alphabets.
67.     Sing me to sleep, Nymph.

APHRODITE
68.     Aphrodite, the oldest Olympian.
69.     Aphrodite must be so busy doing her works these days.
70.     Aphrodite must be so proud of her gift.
71.     Finally realized that Aphrodite can have sons too.
72.     The best thing in life: Fuck Aphrodite with love.

APOLLO
73.     Shine bright like Apollo.
74.     Neil Armstrong rode Apollo. Apollo, was that really you?
75.     Apollo is hotter than sun.
76.     Had Apollo ever on fire?

ARES
77.     In the end of the world, it all depends on Ares’ will.
78.     Social media’s war is supported by Ares.

ARTEMIS
79.     Artemis hardly to add her army these days.
80.     Artemis hates girls these days. She must be so disappointed.
81.     I can’t join Artemis’ hunters army because it rejects boys.

ATHENA
82.     First I thought Athena was only a city, then realized it is a goddess.
83.     Athena gave birth to her children by throwing them away from her brain.
84.     The most wises human being in the world—Athena.

DEMETER
85.     Demeter must be so sad of the modern world.
86.     Go green = Demeter. Follow and obey her.

DIONYSUS
87.     Dionysus joins in every parties with wine.
88.     Have you ever heard Dionysus’ children?

HADES
89.     Hades is the oldest, he has to down to earth.
90.     These days’ advice: Produce wealth like Hades does.
91.     What does Persephone do in her daily activities?

HEPHAESTUS
92.     Hephaestus ought to prepare the world.
93.     Hephaestus taught us to repair every broken things, these days, it can be a heart.

HERA
94.     Does Hera save her marriage or save her brother?

HERMES
95.     Hermes, can you just steal my heart, please?
96.     Buy me some Hermes, please.

HESTIA
97.     Hestia’s lasso create Wonder Woman.
98.     We are literally Hestia—enjoy to stay at home.

POSEIDON
99.     The famous Poseidon’s trident.

ZEUS
100.  Thought Zeus was the oldest among his brothers.

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